"Buyer Beware..."

At some point in our lives we've all been told to "look around for a better deal" or, "be patient and wait for the right "thing" to come along." This is all fine and dandy when you're talking about cars or furniture, but what happens when you're dealing with people. Are we really supposed to keep to that advice? I should wait for someone less damaged and better maintained? Well I can't subscribe to that philosophy, so I made up my own...

"EVERYONE IS CRAZY! Everyone is damaged and everyone lies."

I know, I know. You're thinking, "Wow, this chick is really pessimistic!" On the contrary. I believe that if we stop having such unrealistic expectations of perfection from one another, we can actually begin the process of being happier and more fulfilled in our relationships.

Let me explain my theory more fully.
Everyone is crazy...
Okay, this one is kind of self explanatory. We all have something or someone in our lives that makes us feel judged or incompetent, regardless of whether or not that thing or person intends to make us feel that way. We all have moments when we want to scream out loud into the great void of the universe and ask "WHY!", as if we will receive an answer, and would we even like the answer if we got one? We would probably just think the universe was being judgemental too. How often do you have conversations in your head? Either before a confrontation or after, editing and altering what you could have, should have or would have said. Personally, I do this a lot.
Everyone is damaged...
Bullies, learning disabilities, embarrassing moments, poverty, loss, abuse, death... the list goes on and on. These types of personal experiences leave scars that can burn for years and sometimes never heal. How then, do we get up in the morning and go through the farce that is life? We cope. We suck it up. We "handle" it. As we get older and time fades the vibrant pain of memory, we begin to move forward, but we never forget. It becomes a part of who we are and we cannot offer any piece of ourselves to anyone without sharing a little bit of this thing that has altered us. We may move forward from the pain. We should move forward from it, but we will never forget the education that was gained from the scar left behind.
Everyone lies...
"Honey, does this make my butt look big?" Really? Do I really want the answer to that question? I have found that 100% of the time, his answer will be what he thinks I want to hear, which is "NO WAY! there's no way you could look fat!" Most of the time he will say this without even looking at me. However, he has gotten better at lying to me and now makes sure I see him look me up and down and THEN he gives me the stock answer I'm looking for. The truth is I want him to lie to me or I just wouldn't ask. I've had 3 kids and I'm 40 pounds heavier than when we got married. Of course my but looks big!!! However, he loves me very much, and so he lies. Just because a person lies, doesn't make them evil. It is the motivation behind the lie that defines the person's character. A lie told spare some one's feelings is permissible. A lie told to save your own butt is trickier. It can have a snowball effect and most of the time you need either an alibi or an accomplice to maintain such a lie. You should become familiar with the term "One lies and the other on swares by it." Lies told to ruin someone or to elevate your social status makes you not only a JERK, but also evil. These kinds of lies are heartless and not welcome in civilized society. Just because your crazy, doesn't mean you have to be vicious. I've had the unfortunate opportunity to know my share of this breed of crazy. The only thing I can say is to distance yourself from them in any possible way. Physically, socially, emotionally. Always be careful with this kind of crazy. Never share anything personal with them, and be sure to portray a demeanor of complete content in their presence. This kind of crazy preys on people in moments of weakness and will twist and mutilate versions of the truth until they obey their wicked agenda. Okay, so I feel really strongly about the liar, but you know what, you should too! These are the type of crazy people who give all of us "normal" crazy people a bad name when we're caught in our little white lies. I mean really, who's world am I wrecking when I lie to my friend about how amazing her cooking is, when really it's just barely edible. I'm sparing her feelings because I love her and I know how much time and effort she put into it. My kind of crazy can recognize the difference between such motivating factors for telling lies.
My favorite line ever from a movie is from "As Good as it Gets", Jack Nicholson says, "Go sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here."
Amen to that!
My point is that we are all crazy in one way or another. I like to surround myself with people who KNOW they are crazy, and have a sense of humor about it. People who are still in denial and hell bent on perfection, well let's just say, they're NOT my kind of crazy!